“Can you wrestle?” asks tight, smooth, flawless Elite Eliot.

His opponent is new recruit Channing Travolta, who wears a confident smile like a clown. If you’ve ever read studies about fighters who smile vs. fighters who don’t, you know what’s about to happen. If you haven’t, well...enjoy.

Packages are outlined in sleek speedos, as two men dance to discover one another’s weaknesses. It becomes apparent to Eliot almost immediately that Travolta is strong, but unseasoned.

Legs are tangled and twisted in painful ways, hands grope faces and arms lock around necks. Boston crabs, hair pulling, camels!

Run Time: 21 minutes