We’ve all been there. You were inexperienced and cocky, got your ass handed to you by a more experienced fighter, and now every time you hit the gym you’re thinking about revenge. DCotter still remembers the first time he challenged Mason, and the way Mason twisted him into a pretzel while barely breaking a sweat. But he’s been putting in the work, building muscle and honing his grappling skills, all while imagining how satisfying it will feel to take down the veteran and avenge his humiliation. Will DCotter prove himself a tougher opponent this time and come out on top?

No. No he will not. This is a squash match, and putting the jobber back in his place seems to have Mason particularly aroused.