There is a new jobber in town and he thinks its a good idea to show up for a match with Beast wearing Superman gear. Think again, loser.

As usual, Beast takes immediate control of the newbie with some kicks to the gut. A front face lock drags the smooth beefy dweeb to the mat, where Beast mounts him from behind and smothers the jobber's face into the mat. A crushing body scissors follows, along with a brutal leglock that ends when a grueling camel clutch begins.

Beast works over Cena and his Superman trunks relentlessly. Beast lets Cena stand up only to bash him down to the mat for more submission holds. The big jobber finds himself under the BIGGER heel in more ways than one, including a huge body splash that lays the loser out for his first pin of the night. Cena's mistake was kicking out after 2. Everything up to now is only the first 5 minutes of the match.

Cena gets lifted, slammed, and kneed in the nuts before getting crushed AND smothered inside the bigger man's hairy legs. Cena is moaning and pleading for mercy as he grows more and more limp, but Beast is having none of it. Both these guys are beefy but Beast has got the skills and attitude to handle the newbie without breaking a sweat.

Pedigree, piledriver, sleeper, splash... you name it, Cena gets it. We quickly lose track of all the pins the big man is racking up, especially when he sits on the poor jobber's face afterwards.

When Beast is done having his way with Cena he makes some camera adjustments, trash talking the entire time, while the loser is out cold on the mat. A sweet power move ends the match with a 10 count pin and a satisfying ring of the bell, but there is still a few more minutes on the clock. As usual, Beast keeps the destruction going until HE says its over.