We winced with pain when the Boss told us he needed a write-up for a match between Ronnie Pearl and Ace Owens. We can’t imagine why the Boss is subjecting cute little jobber Ace to suffer at the hands of the ultra-sexy and ultra-shredded Ronnie Pearl.

The gorgeous and intimidating Ronnie, showing off his well-endowed package in his deep burgundy trunks with black and white vertical stripes, gives a quick promo stating his opponent is trash and he’s the trash collector. Ace comes in next in his gold trunks, blue knee pads, white boots, and gold & silver cape (the cape looks like something Little Red Riding Hood would wear if her colors were gold & silver).

To our surprise, Ace does gets off a handful of offensive moves, but they are no match for the much stronger and more experienced Ronnie. Ronnie contorts and wraps Ace into sleeper holds, punishing tackles, painful submissions where you only choice is to tap out or go unconscious from the pain!

The cute little butterball of a ref should have ended this match LONG before he did. Ronnie didn’t just beat, punish, and humiliate Ace, he totally emasculated him as well.

The way we see it, Ace must enjoy this type of punishment. Maybe it goes back to his early childhood and he got beat up on the playground. Who knows? We’ve seen some grueling matches here at W4H, but this tops them all.

TOTAL RUN-TIME: 23 minutes, 47 seconds