Talk about two wrestlers who are perfectly named. Johnny couldn’t wrestle his way out of a wet paper bag and Teddy hasn’t met a wrestler he didn’t want to beat to a pulp. We truly wonder why Johnny would be stupid enough to step into the ring against one of the meanest wrestlers at W4H.

Does Johnny like being humiliated? Does he get off on the pain? Damn if we know, but he’s signed to wrestle Teddy Trouble and we believe it will bring him just that: TROUBLE!

Johnny comes out like a Mexican jumping bean with a dumbass grin on his face telling the camera he’s going to get his first win in this match. Yeah, there’s about as much chance of that happening as a blizzard in The Bahamas in July.

Teddy comes out calling Johnny a loser and for anyone who hasn’t seen Johnny in a wrestling match, you’ll find out why the name “Johnny Jobber” is so appropriate.

As expected, Teddy gives Johnny a beating he won’t soon forget. When Teddy is finished playing with this jobber, he delivers a piledriver that leaves Johnny a quivering pile of jelly. After a humiliating pin, Teddy tells the ref to get Johnny a stretcher and to get him out of the ring.

TOTAL RUN-TIME: 20 minutes, 47 seconds