“Let’s go!” dares Dimitri.

Austin Cooper has evolved into a bald, muscle bound badass. Cutie Dimitri has a sweet bod, but with his youthful voice and puppy-like attitude, he feels more like a little brother than a badass.

Austin and Dimitri flexoff, but pushing and shoving leads to an enraged Austin shoving Dimitri into the corner, where he proceeds to flail and flounder desperately. Austin lets Dimitri come at him, certain he’s got the punk already clobbered, but Dimitri manages to get in some brutal hits.

It’s a surprising back and forth, as these dudes brawl in matching black boots and blue speedos that draw all the focus to their bouncing packages. You ain’t ready for the varying degrees of punishment these guys explore, including a brief but magnificent punishment involving a thong...

Total Runtime - 21 minutes, 52 seconds